{"type":"standard","title":"Dialectic and Philanthropic Societies","displaytitle":"Dialectic and Philanthropic Societies","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5270502","titles":{"canonical":"Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies","normalized":"Dialectic and Philanthropic Societies","display":"Dialectic and Philanthropic Societies"},"pageid":3232866,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies_crests.png","width":299,"height":279},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies_crests.png","width":299,"height":279},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288281147","tid":"fa5acf5a-26ab-11f0-b4b1-7901b9838f6f","timestamp":"2025-05-01T16:47:33Z","description":"Collegiate debating societies at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dialectic_and_Philanthropic_Societies"}},"extract":"The Dialectic and Philanthropic Societies, Inc. commonly known as DiPhi or The Societies, are the original collegiate debating societies at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. The Dialectic Society was formed in 1795. The Philanthropic Society was formed a month later by former members of Dialectic. Together, these two societies comprise the oldest student organization at the university, as well as the oldest public student organization in the United States.","extract_html":"
The Dialectic and Philanthropic Societies, Inc. commonly known as DiPhi or The Societies, are the original collegiate debating societies at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. The Dialectic Society was formed in 1795. The Philanthropic Society was formed a month later by former members of Dialectic. Together, these two societies comprise the oldest student organization at the university, as well as the oldest public student organization in the United States.
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