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Turnasuyu is a neighbourhood of the municipality and district of Gülyalı, Ordu Province, Turkey. Its population is 2,490 (2022). It is a coastal village, which takes its name from the nearby stream of Turna.
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George Harry Cross was an American politician who served as a member of the Wyoming Senate as a Democrat.
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Steven Charles Gould is an American science fiction writer. He has written ten novels. His 1992 novel Jumper was adapted into a film released in 2008.
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